Thursday, March 19, 2015

Danilo in trouble - three times in two weeks

Danilo's car, as I mentioned in the last blog, needs a new transmission and it is patiently waiting in the garage to be fixed. In the meantime he is driving my jeep, badly.

He needed to go away at the weekend to play at politics and I pointed out that no way was he driving the jeep all of that distance. Not only because he couldn't drive it properly but also because the exhaust is falling off and it has no windscreen wipers. He promised me he wouldn't and that he would just take it to the bus station. I knew he was lying - well just not telling the truth which is different in Dominican logic.

He called me when he arrived at his destination and said the car was safely parked at the bus station. He called the next day and I tried to catch him out by asking how he was managing driving the jeep and again he said it was parked at the bus station. He even called me the next day to ask what time the last bus back was.

On his return he handed over to me a video he had taken while away. The video was good, but the silly idiot had forgotten that he took the video from the car - yes, my jeep! I congratulated him for carrying out an investigation on my behalf and dropping himself right in it. I also pointed out I knew he was lying about the bus. He said that it was extremely annoying that I now knew when he wasn't being totally honest! Victory for the gringa.

He explained that when driving through Santo Domingo it was raining and he had to lean out of the window and use the brush as windscreen wipers. I am sure you remember that.


He went on to say that everyone was laughing at him and then they stopped at the traffic lights where there were traffic police. Now I would have been terrified - but the policeman came over, took the brush from Danilo and helped him to wipe the windscreen down, laughing all the time, then gave him the brush back. Only in the DR.

He arrives late at night from University and I am usually in bed and asleep. I got up this morning and went outside to let Lobo the husky out and there was my jeep - with the most shredded tyre I have ever seen.


Even Belinda the Great Dane was impressed.


I am waiting for him to get up to explain a. what happened, b. where it happened c. how far he drove home with the tyre in that condition and d. how and when is he going to fix it.

He also nearly got into serious trouble a couple of weeks ago when he delivered me an egg. As you know we have chickens, supposedly to deliver a constant supply of fresh eggs. Monster and Mrs Monster are now free in the garden but they appear to have gone on strike as far as eggs are concerned.


However, a couple of weeks ago he came inside and put an egg down next to my computer saying that it appeared at last we were getting eggs again.  I told him to leave it there and in a couple of minutes I would boil it for breakfast. I was concentrating on writing and out of the corner of my eye I noticed the egg moving. Odd, but I assumed maybe it was the wind. Then it rolled, and then it squeaked. Then it broke open and a beak stuck out.


Just as well I didn't boil it. And a little later on this happened.


And the final episode, was I asked him to buy two tins of tomatoes to make chilli con carne. This is what I got.


Beetroot con carne. I think not. Never a dull moment.

15 comments:

  1. Lindsay that was hilarious! Thanks for brightening up a dull grey rainy day here in Virginia. Good luck with getting a new tyre!

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    1. Thanks. New tyre bought and fitted.

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  2. Hilarious as usual. My goodness that tyre, never seen anything like that! Cute, now you have a little hen hopefully to lay some eggs.

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  4. < waiting impatiently for tire story >

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    1. Well...
      I love the pic of Belinda inspecting the damaged tire. "I didn't do that".
      Danilo, have you considered public transport? Regardless, love to all!!!

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    2. A bit of olive oil and some lime juice on the beets make a great salad.

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  5. A funny story, about the windscreen wiper - about the shredded tyre, not so much. About the chicken, also funny; about the beets, again funny. Three out of four isn't bad!

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  6. for the moment I've been thinking that you know president Danilo M.....

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    1. I wish lol. Maybe my Danilo will make it to president one day.

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  7. My goodness that tyre, Base Camp Trekking never seen anything like that! Cute, now you have a little hen hopefully to lay some eggs.

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